Imperfectly-Pie

alaskanshenanigans:

thingsstonerslike:

Pizza Fries

HOW IS IT THAT I’VE BEEN ON THIS EARTH FOR ALMOST 21 YEARS AND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF PIZZA FRIES OMG OMG OMG

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noteoftruth:

viewparadise:

mayeko:

Socially awkward penguin in action.

It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

I can’t stop laughing!!!!

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the-vashti-nerada:

rune-midgarts:

im crying

what

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peetafajita:

i never thought kim kardashian could sum up my emotions

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• Difference between Tumblr and Facebook:
• On Facebook you know everyone personally, and Tumblr you don't. Therefore, I can say "I sleep naked" and it will be humorous, not threatening.

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awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

seekgreatperhaps:

I’ll do the whole take photos of it and tag you as well.

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among-the-spheres:

benyetdictcumberbatch:

 

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

Omg.

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• Me: do you Krystal take Krystal to be your Krystal
• Krystal: I dont want to be my Krystal
• Me: so your breaking up with yourself?
• Breaking up with my self was probably a really good idea.

foodnun:

ahhh fuck a damn shark just swam in my house again

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